1. HIGH: profeta's white chocolate baguette. OMG. i wasn't quite sure what to expect when the barista recommended this bakery item, especially since i'm not the biggest fan of bread. plus, baguettes tend to be crunchy on the outside, which wasn't what i was looking for. thankfully, the exterior was soft and there was just enough white chocolate to add a lovely sweetness to the nooks and crannies inside. i pretty much ate the whole thing on my walk home. which, as those of you who know the area know, isn't all that far. (FYI that the baguette gets to profeta through bread bar @century city i believe. miss d & i tried out their dark chocolate baguette, which she loved, but i found a bit too chocolate-y for my tastes.)
http://www.espressoprofeta.com/
2. HIGH: trader joe's mango sorbet. first of all, i love the reusable container. at first, i wondered how many phd candidates it'd take to open the damn thing. but after figuring it out, i realized that the effort was totally worth the prize. the taste was light and refreshing, and definitely very mango-ey. i realize more and more how much i appreciate sorbet over ice cream. i mean, i still love the density of ice cream, but the lightness of sorbet really does make me feel good. especially given my old age and my declining metabolism.
3. HIGH: m cafe's gado gado salad & madras tempeh wrap. eri & i finally got to have dinner w/marie, and it was awesome to see her so much more fit & happy. we celebrated this occasion by schlepping out to marie's side of town and checking out m cafe's melrose location. the space was a lot smaller w/o a lot of parking. 2 big no-no's. however, all of the dishes i saw at the culver city location were there, plus other ones that dani had mentioned! so i decided on the gado gado salad, which was delicious w/tempeh triangles & peanut dressing. and i picked up the madras tempeh wrap to have for dinner the following night. SO good. i love tempeh b/c of the semi-crunchy outside and the semi-mushy inside, and the way it soaks up flavors. much like tofu, but w/more substance.
4. LOW: observe and report. CRAP. total CRAP. and not just b/c i'm a priss. the premise was stupid. the story line was stupid. the dialogue was stupid. enough said.
http://observe-and-report.warnerbros.com/
5. HIGH: mama's hot tamales. i schlepped out on the heinous metro for these tamales (c/o tina park's rec) so i was PRAYING they were good. happily, i wasn't disappointed. while the chicken verde tamale turned out to be quite dry, the beef adobo tamale and the spinach & mushroom tamale were both moist and tasty. (dry masa is absolutely disgusting.) even though there were several sweet tamales to try, i was set on trying the flan. while mama's version was less creamy than what i'd generally prefer, i actually enjoyed the chunkier consistency. plus the flavor was quite good. i also really liked the tamarind agua fresca that i had to wash everything down with. i was jealous when i overheard the adjacent table asking more thoroughly about the other agua frescas, so i'll definitely be back to try the other ones. though i'm not sure when, especially since macarthur park was absolutely dismal-looking! talk about needing to clean up bird poop. i mean, isn't that toxic or something?
http://www.iurd.org/mamasHotTamales/
6. LOW: la brea tart pits. what a bust. fake animals in a pool of oil & methane. gross.
7. HIGH: LACMA's BCMA. a solid number of paintings in a great space. the serras were amazing -- you can totally get lost in them. the rest of the pieces were a great representation of modern art w/o being too overwhelming. my favorite pieces were the serras, the gigantic blue balloon animal, and the gigantic red cracked egg. i forget the artist, but they were fabulous. i kept wanting to touch them, but felt like i'd set off an alarm or something. the current post-war/post-wall exhibit (which i deliberately went to see) was quite extensive & engaging as well. there was one particular piece that was composed of shoes from the concentration camps. it was really sad, except that i couldn't help laughing when the guard barked at anyone who came w/in 6 inches of the edge. eek! visitors -- beware!
8. HIGH: i love you, man. OMG. PAUL RUDD - I LOVE YOU!! the other guy was pretty hilarious too. everything about this movie was either sweet, funny, or sweet & funny. definitely worth seeing more than once. YAY NEW LINE!! and thanks to dani for a fun girls night out!
9. HIGH: the bowery's falafel & sweet potato fries. so i have to admit that i was totally NOT hungry on this evening. i was so NOT hungry that i still remember being NOT hungry. this was probably due to the fact that i'd stuffed my face with 3 tamales, a flan, and a ton of agua fresca. yes, i know, my bad. at any rate, i felt guilty not ordering a meal (especially after dani commented on how great the food was), so i decided to check out the falafel and to splurge on sweet potato fries (to happily share w/the ladies). i was shocked when the rest of the group didn't order all that much, but i wasn't disappointed in the least w/my food. the falafel was a wee bit cold, but a nice size, and the texture was great. and the sweet potato fries were fabulously crispy, w/a nice blend of salty & sweet. now that i've opened up myself to sweet potatoes (as opposed to yucky other potatoes that i still don't like), i've decided that sweet potato fries are, wait for it, DA BOMB.
http://www.theboweryhollywood.com/
10. HIGH: the UCLA planetarium. as part of a GSRC-organized event, i ended up at the UCLA planetarium atop the math sciences building. FYI that i've wanted to check out this place for the past several years, but i suppose i've been too lazy to get on it. after all this time, it was just as fun as i thought it'd be! i dragged jeannine along w/me and we sat in a dark room w/15 other grad student nerds who wanted to hear about the night sky. it was awesome! we had a wacky astronomy student talk to us about galaxies for about an hour -- complete with quirky sidebar comments. i've always loved the planetarium, but it's always been hard to stay awake during the light show, especially when they turn off all the lights and you feel like you're lying out in the middle of a field somewhere staring at the stars. thankfully, our lecturer was funny enough to keep me awake. and i was so impressed when he could just point out random constellations! i can certainly find the big dipper & the little dipper on a clear night, but the rest are seriously beyond me.
http://www.astro.ucla.edu/planetarium/
11. EH: orris. i haven't been here in AGES, but i've always loved the idea of japanese/french fusion tapas. and seeing that jeannine is continuing to check off her 99 list, we decided to find our way here after our planetarium excursion. we skipped out on the shrimp dishes b/c of jeannine's food allergy, but i simply can't seem to remember anything we ate that night, except for the mushrooms and the apple dessert. i think we ordered 2 of the specials, and i'm positive we had some beef & fish, but i can't remember the details for the life of me. that being said, i'm giving this experience an 'EH' rating -- at least for the night. if i can barely remember what i ate, that's not a good sign.
http://www.orrisrestaurant.com/
12. HIGH: cafe elysee's desserts. kelly & i finally got catch-up time w/o being interrupted by a thousand people we both know! YAY! and even though i should've ordered a real dinner in honor of this momentous occasion, i decided my tummy was more in the mood for lots and lots of DESSERTS. i started with a piece of chocolate cake (yummy yummy), moved on to a triple chocolate mousse (which i couldn't finish -- surprise surprise), and kept myself from ordering a chocolate-covered cannoli. i wish i could've blamed it on PMS, but alas, it would've been a lie.
13. HIGH: BFF's in town!! derek schlepped out from atlanta last weekend, and we had the absolute bestest time eating our way through west LA. we started off with a grilled cheese special, a mushroom scallion quiche, a blueberry cream cheese coffee cake, and a mushroom broccoli salad at clementine -- everything was absolutely delicious. no complaints whatsoever. we made our way through the santa monica farmers market for some super fresh fruit. and before we schlepped down to venice, we made a stop at vanilla bake shop to taste several of their adorable mini-cupcakes -- the best ones being the filled ones!
http://www.clementineonline.com/
http://www01.smgov.net/farmers_market/
http://www.vanillabakeshop.com/
to work off the morning's calories, we strolled all the way down the boardwalk from santa monica to venice. our moderate cardio activity was quickly counteracted by a stop at jin's patisserie for some flavored chocolates (and a bathroom run). to be quite frank, we didn't partake of these sweet treats until we'd waited about 30-45 minutes for the bus in culver city a few hours later, only to decide that we probably missed the last bus of the night. w/derek's feet starting to blister, we decided to make a run for it -- from culver & washington to culver & inglewood. UM YEAH, folks, that's FAR.
thank goodness we had tacomiendo waiting for us! i got this rec from my foodie friend saunders, and the place is a total dive, but derek was in heaven w/a carnitas burrito that was twice the diameter of his forearms combined. i mistook a torta for a tostada on the menu, so i ended up getting a beef tongue sandwich rather than a beef tongue salad. either way, the beef tongue itself was scrumptious, though it could've used a bit more color & salt. i thought the meats in general could've used more color, but i suppose taste overrides appearance at these sorts of places. the menudo, however, was AMAZING. (way better than shanghai red's!) and i'm so glad i decided to take it home b/c i had it for dinner several days later, and it was even more flavorful. all in all, we left stuffed, so we were thrilled when eri agreed to come pick us up. (thanks, eri!)
after a night of some serious sleep, derek & i decided to trek out to beverly hills. nothing's open on sunday, but the boy just HAD to see rodeo drive, so we grabbed some yummy breakfast at jack n' jill's (one of my faves) and walked around until sprinkles opened its doors. derek ordered the croissant french toast which was OK in terms of flavor, but i swear it tasted like rubber. as derek suggested, by soaking up all the egg batter, the croissant totally lost the airiness that made it a croissant in the first place. w/a total lack of appetite, i got the granola parfait, which was delicious, and i thought, at least healthy. to manage our appetites, we picked up 4 sprinkles cupcakes and took them home to eat, rather than attempting to stuff our faces on a hot sidewalk. out of the 4 we picked up, we were both decidedly biased towards the peanut butter chocolate chip. i'm almost positive they used chunky peanut butter b/c i swear i've never tasted such serious peanut butter flavor in cake before. derek went so far as to say that sprinkles trumped his fave nyc cupcake shops -- which is MAJOR. i wish we'd had a cupcake container (what a totally indulgent creation btw) to bring some home to melissa!
http://www.eatatjacknjills.com/
14. HIGH: 17 again. there are some SERIOUSLY awkward moments in this movie, where they SERIOUSLY pushed the limits of propriety. that being said, matthew perry & zac effron are both ADORABLE. a must-see. and of course, yet another new line film!
15. HIGH: the counter. i've been DYING to go here for years now. and b/c eri hates crowds & lines, the b**** is never willing to take me. GRRR!!! and of course, everyone else has either gone already or isn't willing to go. (damn you all! ok, not really.) so i was thrilled when gina (who was out here on her west coast tour) was totally agreeable to my dining suggestion! after staring at the online menu for hours, i decided on the 1/3 lb. veggie burger in a bowl w/gruyere, mushrooms, bacon, and caramelized onion dressing. the combo was delicious, though i found the dressing a bit too thick for my tastes. it all seemed to go a bit too quickly, so perhaps i may have to try a heavier burger next time. the beef burger looked gorgeous from a distance, though i'm generally trying to avoid red meat, since it seems to sit heavy in my tummy. i also decided to try the sweet potato fries & the onion strings. the fries were perfectly done, though i may avoid the slighty-too-greasy strings in the future. post-burger fest, we stopped by ben & jerry's for free cone day, which was a great way to top off the evening.
http://www.thecounterburger.com/
16. EH: the bazaar. while i would've loved to end this blog entry w/a rave review of the bazaar, i was unfortunately underwhelmed by my experience. dani had already forewarned me, but marina & maria loved it so much that i was hoping for the best (especially since i'd loved moto so much). i suppose i should never ask for too many recs (or pay too much attention to yelp) b/c we ended up ordering all of the recs and none of the other stuff i would've loved to try (like the mushroom soup, for instance, which i ALWAYS get whenever i see it). in addition, i bit my tongue by accident at the start of the meal, which i'm sure didn't impact my experience positively.
while the presentation was definitely creative & playful, i was disappointed by the lack of flavor in some of the dishes, as well as the lack of substance across the board. granted, it's hard to enter into a place like this expecting to be full at the end (which made me feel for miss d), but i certainly expected more than we received. we were also the first guests (from what i could tell), so i can't comprehend how the food wasn't perfect. for example, the eel in the japanese taco was WAY overdone & dried out. i mean, seriously? even ralph's has better eel! also, the 'not your typical' caprese didn't delight me in the way that it seemed to delight everyone else. though i suppose it didn't help that i popped my mozarella sphere w/my fork by accident. (this was obviously not my night.) the salads & the brussel sprouts (that our waiter raved about) were all fairly mediocre. the flavors were bright, but they weren't anything special. that being said, i thought the jamon platter (w/the crusty bread covered in diced tomato) and the lamb loin were scrumptious. perhaps i simply needed meat last night.
another thing that bothered me was the service. the dishes came out one after the other after the other. granted, we ordered them all at once, but we didn't expect to be done in less than an hour. we barely had time for conversation! apparently, we weren't told (until we were completely DONE, that is) that groups usually order a few things at once, and then wait to see how their appetites are before ordering more. i mean, wouldn't that be something you'd mention in the beginning? or if you knew that ahead of time, wouldn't you have spaced out our dishes for us? or at least asked if we were in a rush? in terms of appetite, i'm sure miss d & i could've eaten more, though it wouldn't have necessarily been worth everyone's $$ to sit there for another round. furthermore, we got switched from our waiter to another waitress totally randomly! i have a feeling it's b/c he failed to structure our meal accordingly, but we just didn't quite understand what was going on.
while our transfer to the patisserie was a bit rough as well (our new waitress totally forgot to mention our move to the patiesserie staff -- another strike), i must admit that i was more impressed by the desserts than the tapas (though they faltered here as well unfortunately). the clementine & lemon sorbets were AMAZING -- so light, refreshing, and tangy. great palate cleansers as marsha suggested. the flan was also AMAZING -- definitely way creamier than the one at mama's hot tamales, but definitely the way i prefer it. the chocolate cake & the coconut sphere were both quite pretty, but they didn't especially thrill me. we all picked out small items for ourselves from the patisserie display, but i think lisa & marsha were much more delighted by their picks than miss d & i. i liked my coffee cookie (that tasted like coffee grinds in cookie form -- a nice & intense flavor) and my lemon & ginger bon bon (which had liquid ooze out from the middle), but my saffron gum drop tasted just, well, gummy. miss d was not so pleased w/her choc chip cookie, though nothing can really top a good, normal, ccc.
as miss d is wont to say in her matter-of-fact way, "i just don't get it." even though i'm all for putting down serious $$ for cool molecular gastronomy, the bazaar really didn't live up. i should probably give this place a second chance, by going in w/a blank slate and ordering what i want to order. and i'm hoping that'll do the trick, but ultimately, i think this place is simply overrated. the rooms were WAY overdone (to the point of gaudy) and the slickness of the environment was just too much. i saw a huge group of gaggly sorority girls and i felt a little sick in the tummy. plus a woman that was wearing a dress that barely covered her a**. it was quite disturbing. i mean, what are you THINKING? we did manage to see an actress (that we still can't name), but the overall experience was disappointing. (sorry, lisa & marsha!) the one highlight was hanging out w/some cool new friends -- and thank god they weren't as crabby as i was about the meal!